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It's time I came out of the closet...
05-08-2016, 06:53 AM
Post: #1
It's time I came out of the closet...
I am heterosexual.

That's right... let it set in... I am a male that loves females.

Don't hate me. Please don't hate me.

I was born this way. I seriously can not help it.

Recently... people very close to me have been well...

Let's say they have not been sensitive to hetero-normative people when voicing their opinions.

I want to make something very clear.

KEQ doesn't care who you love.

BUT...

We don't give a shit about your feelings

You do know that lesbians and homosexuals wear the KEQ tag right?

I remember attacking SVER sabotage C objective while a KEQ HOMOSEXUAL was the platoon leader...

He broadcast on platoon chat...


"Quit being faggots and push forward!!!"

Right then... I knew he belonged in KEQ.

I didn't care about his sexual orientation one fucking bit.

You know what... He applied for Platoon Leader.

On MAG, that is the only fucking way you get it.

I had more wins as Platoon Leader than most of you panty waste mother fuckers, so the fact that he actually got it when mine is PERPETUALLY turned on was impressive upon itself.

DO YOU FUCKTARDS know what that means?

Seriously...

That means... as platoon leader. On MAG... he actually had enough wins as a Platoon leader to not only compete with STYLIE77 but...

His win percentage AS a PLATOON leader was HIGH enough to BEAT me and actually presume LEADERSHIP.

Of course all y'all old fuckin' bastards are so old that you don't remember the INGENIOUS leadership system that Zipper used on MAG.

For fucks sake, some of you bastards don't even know that the game you played for years was originally called Massive Action Game (MAG)

Yea... member me? That dude that forgot more about MAG than you know?

Yeah years later bruh... I still know more about MAG than ANY yall.

Fuck with me... for real. I love MAG just like every one of you. AND I will straight up do my damnest to answer any MAG related question you may have.

I used to talk on the cell phone with MAG programmers, that is how I know so much.

Me and a few other clan leaders were actually contacted by Zipper empoyees.

This ain't no pimp shit like Joe was all up in Zipper's shit like he would like you to think.

The truth is... they contacted us.

SO... they can figure out wtf is wrong and act like they thought of shit.

Perfect example, credit does go to Contrabanjoe... I am a straight up dude. I am man enough to give credit. Problem is the lies that came afterwards.... but...

You know the med kit.

Contraban DIRECTLY made the change from 5xp for ANY heal

KEQ directly affected other shit. One thing thing that I can say with out being a lying son of a bitch is when the voice server went down. KEQ had a DIRECT line to Zipper to get the server restarted to get the voice chat back up. I have woke her up to reset the voice server before.

Straight up. IMO.

Miss Smarty Pants was one of THE most dedicated employees I have ever met. I have never been as dedicated to my job as that bitch. She is human. She isn't perfect. But... she loves video games more than YOU do. That I am am sure of. Cuz she loves video games enough to fuck up her personal life. The only sacrifice she didn't make was moving to China. Otherwise... I PERSONALLY know of a Zipper employee that put more into a Game than ME or any of you fuckers ever did.

PERSONAL SACRIFICE.

For a fucking video game.

I lost two years of my life and as such, yall know me as STYLIE77.

The man my mother raised. In wartime, my leadership may have made a difference on ONE day. Otherwise, I am just some asshole just like the rest of you.

But...

The assholes that are still here...

Still reading this website..

Are a certain type of asshole.

From AZN that pays the bill, to dick heads like APP, and Flying...


You are all assholes.

Seriously.

What a bunch of dickheads.

I am so proud to have met every one of you.

Regardless of your skin color, nationality or religion.

In real life...

I would be damned proud to lay my life down for any one of your family.

FUCK YOU.

But... I would protect your moms...

LOL...

So... Look at me on facebook...
Understand who you think I should be...

And remember...

Politics is bullshit designed to divide us.

And I am your brother...

I would stand next to ANY one of you...

We have spent countless hours together... more than anyone in any of your assholes real life...

So... keep in mind... STYLIE has your back.

I don't give a fuck if you are in Spain.

I don't care if you are in Mexico.

I could care less if you are in Brasil...''

You live in Texas? You are in Minnesota?

Indiana? Columbia?

Are you KEQ?

Then you are my BROTHER.

AND that my brothers... is all that counts.

Why do y'all put up from trolling coming from some well off aussie?

Cause he is family. How bout when a New Zealand pot head talks shit about console users?

CUZ... Maoris is FUKIN FAMILY

Member that shit.

Fuckin assholes... that is what they are...

And...

SOO ARE YOU.

hehe...
Fuckin... don't make me point out you Euro/Ameri-asshats


Look, I don't thing y'all understand me...






OKAY...

Y'all get it now?

Man... KEQ...

I don't give a FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I am almost 40 now... and y'all been my click since I was 21

My mom and step-day started KEQ on Socom.

I was raised up on FPS.

lol

How bout you?

I ALWAYS had quarters in my pockets...

Just sayin'

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05-08-2016, 06:54 AM
Post: #2
RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
And fuck all y'all.

South America, Europe, or Asia... mf'r... you fkr's best relate to what I was sayin'

Or... fuck y'all.

Hehe...

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05-08-2016, 09:43 AM
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RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
Which bathroom do you use?

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05-08-2016, 11:25 AM
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RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
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The OP is the best post I have read on this site in ages....

Cheers to you too...guess you are having a good birthday week, getting older and all sentimental like that....

MAG days were best....and I wonder if it was Mr Bonz you were talking about because he sure was a geat PL.....

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05-08-2016, 11:29 AM
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RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
Oh no my memory served me poorly, i think Mr Bonz's brother was gay not Mr Bonz......

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05-08-2016, 12:08 PM
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(05-08-2016 06:53 AM)STYLIE77 Wrote:  Yeah years later bruh... I still know more about MAG than ANY yall.

I forgot more about the MAG forums than ANY ya'll

(05-08-2016 09:43 AM)MaddenUser Wrote:  Which bathroom do you use?

Lol

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05-08-2016, 01:05 PM
Post: #7
RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
I was missing these posts. Tongue

Love you all guys. Keep it up!

R.I.P. Terry Pratchet.

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05-08-2016, 07:07 PM
Post: #8
RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
(05-08-2016 11:25 AM)SerialNumber1221 Wrote:  [Image: jensen-ackles-and-suunto-advizor-watch-gallery.jpg]

The OP is the best post I have read on this site in ages....

Cheers to you too...guess you are having a good birthday week, getting older and all sentimental like that....

MAG days were best....and I wonder if it was Mr Bonz you were talking about because he sure was a geat PL.....

We gettin OLD brah...

Thought police are starting to get to me man.

A very strange version of the book 1984 is being built around us, and since it is happening slow... people are just going with it.

I don't have to agree, but I want to be able to disagree. And I damned sure want you to be able to disagree with me.

With out losing your job, or with out you going to jail.

I just watched a Yahoo News interview with fkn Bill Nye the Science guy. He was actually advocating putting Global Warming deniers in JAIL.

Saw another video in which Mexicans were waving Mexico flags at a Trump rally saying that he was racist and calling them criminals. They then burned American flags, beat people up and smashed a cop car up.

Europe is all fucked up right now.

There is a lot of division going on in the world right now.

And I just wanted to make it CRYSTAL CLEAR, that I don't care who you love, I don't care where you are from, I don't care what you pray to or if you even pray at all.

As long as you can PUSH FORWARD... you can be KEQ.

Smug Smiley

So what I am saying is, I want those Mexicans to be able to call Trump what ever in the fuck they want.

I want people to be able to argue about whether or not Global Warming is real, and if 9/11 was an inside job.

I don't advocate violence or jail time for anyone expressing their personal beliefs.

Sadly... it seems to me the world is heading down a path...

And I don't want it to affect our ability to get online and play video games. Indifferent Smiley

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05-08-2016, 07:21 PM
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RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
My ability to get online and play video games has been seriously hindered and I fear it's only gonna get worse for the next little while. This thread really makes me want to shoot faces with all you guys.

I'll just have to get my little guy in a KEQ onesie as soon as possible and start working on his thumb dexterity.

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05-08-2016, 10:01 PM
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RE: It's time I came out of the closet...
As long as we can keep calling Kirby a scrub I'm all for it Tongue

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